danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god 

(Source: lickypickystickyme, via my-middle-name-is-awkward)

foreveralone-lyguy:

breakfast-burrito:

breakfast-burrito:

My life is so sad I saw a shooting star last week (2nd one in my life) and I wished for a successful text post.

fuCK I TOLD YOU NOW IT WONT COME TRUE

let’s make a dream come true

(via my-middle-name-is-awkward)

Come with me now to see my world
Where there’s beauty beyond your dreams
Can you feel the things I feel
Right now, with you
Take my hand
There’s a world I need to know

(via waltdisnerd)

wartortles:

vinylequalshappiness:

wartortles:

theres nothing jacking off cant fix

Masturbation Addiction.

ok u win this time

(via my-middle-name-is-awkward)

castielsvessal:

queen-of-asgard-at-221b:

deathlyhellos:

OH MY GOD.

HAHAHAHAHA NOOOFUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS

HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU

(Source: thejediramblings, via dikrats-assemble)

(Source: ljulia, via my-middle-name-is-awkward)

simplymykayla:

sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell, via youreyesarelikestarlightnow)

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

(via dikrats-assemble)

A heartbreaking tale by Demi Lovato

(Source: woundstobind, via my-middle-name-is-awkward)